Got up this morning to make some coffee
Everything s**s today
Prayed someone hired a hitman to off me
Everything s**s today
Got up on the wrong side of life this morning
Nothing today is gonna go my way
Horoscope told me lies this morning
I don't think anything is gonna be okay
Today
Everything s**s today
Everything s**s today
Everything s**s today
Right girl didn't call and the wrong one's
Knockin'
Everything s**s today
Flat tire on my car so I guess I'm walkin
Everything s**s today
Taxman came and took my money
Now all my other bills are gonna be late
My girlfriend's movin in this morning
I don't think anything is gonna be okay
Today
Everything s**s today
Everything s**s today
Everything s**s today
Got up on the wrong side of life this morning
Nothing today is gonna go my way
Horoscope told me lies this morning
I don't think anything is gonna be okay
Today
Everything s**s today
Everything s**s today
Everything s**s today