WHIZZER
Late for dinner, late again
WHIZZER AND TRINA
Late for dinner, late again
WHIZZER, MARVIN, AND TRINA
Late for dinner, late again
Late for dinner, late, late, late, late
Late for dinner, late again
Late for dinner, late again
Late for dinner, late again
Late for dinner, late, late, late, late
MARVIN
Whizzer's supposed to always be here
Make the dinner, set to screw
That's what pretty boys should do
Check their hairlines, make the dinner
And love me
This is going nowhere and fast, Whizzer
This little thing that we have will not last
Don't feel responsible, after all it's through
WHIZZER
I'm not responsible
MARVIN
Life can be wonderful
Isn't this wonderful?
And this had better come to a stop, Whizzer
Now, Whizzer, ciao Whizzer, bend
This had better come to an end
TRINA
I was supposed to make the dinner
Make it pretty on his plate
Every wife should pull her weight
Have it ready, make it tasty
And love him
This had better come to a stop doctor
This has been a lousy and horrible flop
MENDEL
Don't feel responsible, after all it's through
TRINA
Who is responsible?
MENDEL
Don't ask me questions!
I'm frightened of questions
But grateful that it's come to a stop, Trina
Smile, Trina, I'll help you mend
WHIZZER AND TRINA
I met this man today
He wasn't very smart, but he was rich, Marvin
Which, Marvin, do you prefer I lust for?
Brains or money?
MARVIN
Brains
WHIZZER AND TRINA
Brains or money?
MARVIN
I'm not that rich, but, hell, I'm smart
Love me
WHIZZER AND TRINA
No
MARVIN
Love me, please, or break my heart
WHIZZER AND TRINA
This is all very neat
MARVIN
This is all very neat
This is all very neat
WHIZZER AND TRNA
This is all very smart
MARVIN
This is all very smart
This had better come to a stop, Mendel
Don't touch me, don't condescend
This had better come
This had better come to a
This, this, this, this
This had better come to an end
TRINA
Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop
I chopped it and served his food
The a**hole forced me
WHIZZER, MENDEL, AND JASON
Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop
TRINA
And still the ba*tard divorced me
WHIZZER, MENDEL, AND JASON
Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop
MARVIN
Late for dinner, late again
TRINA
It isn't like he said
MARVIN
Late for dinner, late again
TRINA
You probably hurt his pride
MARVIN
Late for dinner, late again
TRINA
He's got to have it all
MARVIN
Late for dinner, late again
TRINA
He's like a baby who's denied
WHIZZER, MENDEL, AND JASON
This had better come to a stop, Marvin
WHIZZER, TRINA, MENDEL, AND JASON
This has been a lousy but fabulous flop
WHIZZER
Why is it always ourselves who have to change?
MARVIN
This is incredibly boring
WHIZZER, TRINA, MENDEL, AND JASON
You've got a temper that redefines temper
And this had better come to a stop, Marvin
Now, Marvin, ciao Marvin, bend
This had better come
This had better come to a
This, this, this
This had better come to an end
MARVIN
This had better come to an end
ALL
This had better come to an end