Kate monster
I wish I could go back to college
Life was so simple back then
Nicky
What would I give to go back and live
In a dorm with a meal plan again!
Princeton
I wish I could go back to college
In college you know who you are
You sit in the quad
And think, "Oh my God!
I am totally gonna go far!"
All
How do I go back to college?
I don't know who I am anymore!
Princeton
I want to go back to my room and find
A message in dry-erase pen on the door!
Ohhh...
I wish I could just drop a cla**...
Nicky
Or get into a play...
Kate monster
Or change my major...
Princeton
Or f** my T.A
All
I need an academic advisor to point the way!
We could be...
Sitting in the computer lab
4 a.m. before the final paper is due
Cursing the world 'cause I didn't start sooner
And seeing the rest of the cla** there, too!
Princeton
I wish I could go back to college!
All
How do I go back to college?!
Ahhhhhhh....
Princeton
I wish I had taken more pictures
Nicky
But if I were to go back to college
Think what a loser I'd be --
I'd walk through the quad, and think
"Oh my God..."
All
"These kids are so much younger than me."