SISTER CHANTELLE
Diane, do I hear a waltz in that Charleston? Why are you kicking? Rory, I'm moving you where we can't see you. God gave you two left feet, no need to hammer the point home to the audience. And Zack: Please don't count out loud. It's like white-two-three white-two-three. Everybody take five!
LUCA
Just a reminder: the pharmacy closes Friday at noon. Get your orders in before then
DIANE
What pharmacy?
JASON
How's living with Lucas?
PETER
It's fine
JASON
Peter, we graduate on Sunday. Are you really never going to speak to me again? I miss you...
SISTER CHANTELLE
Ok, let's run Pilgrims' Hands
KYRA
Ivy's not here, Sister Chantelle
SISTER CHANTELLE
Again?! Wonderful... Who's Juliet's understudy?
DIANE
I am!
SISTER CHANTELLE
Alright Diane... Jason...
JASON
If I profane with my unworthiest hand
This holy shrine, the gentle sin is this
My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand
To soothe that rough touch with a tender kiss
DIANE
Good pilgrim...
Good pilgrim...
Wait! I know it, I swear!
Good pilgrim...
PETER
Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much
Which mannerly devotion shows in this
For saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch
And palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss
SISTER CHANTELLE
Zach, in Shakespeare's time boys played all the parts, so I'll thank you to keep your ignorance as hidden as possible. My suggestion would be to stop breathing. Jason...
JASON
Have not saints lips, and holy palmers too?
PETER
Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer
JASON
O, then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do
They pray, grant thou...lest...lest...
PETER
...lest faith turn to despair
SISTER CHANTELLE
Well done, Peter. Ivy, nice of you to join us, but we're finished
Y'all want this dance to look like bumper cars? I ain't co-signin' on it. This room will be left open if you want to get together one more time. As for me, I'm going to do a little Pontius Pilate, and wash my hands of it all
RORY
Guys, we really need to run this. Let's meet here tonight at seven o'clock
TANYA
All of us...and don't be late
IVY
I need to talk to you...do you not get messages?
JASON
Do you not get messages? Fine...what is it?
IVY
Not here. Come back to my room
JASON
I can't, I have to finish my speech. Look, you're coming to rehearsal tonight, right? I can't do this scene without you
IVY
It looks like you can
JASON
I'll meet you before practice
IVY
I'll come by your room
JASON
Fine
PETER
I forgot this
SISTER CHANTELLE
But you remembered all of Juliet's lines...
PETER
I help Jason rehearse...
I should go...
SISTER CHANTELLE
Sit down, we're gonna talk about what's bothering you, because this production has got to be honest. Sister Chantelle don't direct diner theater
PETER
You wouldn't understand...
SISTER CHANTELLE
Peter, honey, I think I've been around enough priests to understand you loud, proud, and clear. Sit down
PETER
I don't know what God wants from me