Bundle up, bu*tercup, you're my baby grand
Time to get street smart, sweetheart, time to get the upper hand
A tummy punch, honey bunch, saw the TV, damn
Quick on the uptake, cupcake, get with the program
When will you realize you don't gotta be miserable
Tonight we're gonna fix this jam, tonight we'll be mythical
When will you realize you don't gotta be miserable
Tonight we've got a master plan, tonight we're invincible
Cut a rug, lady bug, this is your one chance
Aim for the throat, dreamboat, in the name of romance
Get you some, little plump, give thanks it ain't fenced
Forget the guilt trip, hot lips, it ain't worth a second glance
Prepare for adventure
We'll milk the night for all she's got
So sayeth the shepherd, so sayeth the flock
Release all the pressure, ignore the ticking of the clock
The night is wide open, so take your shot
When will you realize you don't gotta be miserable
Tonight we're gonna fix this jam, tonight we'll be mythical
When will you realize you don't gotta be miserable
Tonight we've got a master plan, tonight we're invincible
It's worth the extra effort, because tonight won't last forever
Baby burst without your feathers
We gotta fly, fly and keep it together
When will you realize you don't gotta be miserable
Tonight we're gonna fix this jam, tonight we'll be mythical
When will you realize you don't gotta be miserable
Tonight we're gonna fix this jam, tonight we'll be mythical
When will you realize you don't gotta be miserable
Tonight we've got a master plan, tonight we're invincible
When will you realize you don't gotta be miserable
Tonight we've got a master plan, tonight we've got a master plan