Alcoholic kind of mood
Lose my clothes, lose my lube
Cruising for a piece of fun
Looking out for number one
Different partner every night
So narcotic outta sight
What a gas, what a beautiful a**
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And it all breaks down at the role reversal
Got the muse in my head she's universal
Spinning me round, she's coming over me
And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal
Got the muse in my head she's universal
Spinning me round, she's coming over me
Kind of buzz that lasts for days had some help
From insect ways comes across all shy and coy
Just another nancy boy
Woman man or modern Monkey
Just another happy junkie
Fifty pounds press my bu*ton going down
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Does his makeup in his room
Douse himself with cheap perfume
Eyeholes in a paper bag, greatest lay I ever had
Kind of guy who mates for life
Gotta help him find a wife
We're a couple
When our bodies double
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