Dear sir
When you read this letter
I'm on my way to some sun-shiny weather
And sir, If I cause any problems
I'll take'em up, well I just may try to solve'em
And you could always ask Jimmy or Dave
Yeah, they always seem to make your day
Oh oho I'm gonna sit under that tree again
I'm gonna stay there till I get fat again
I'm gonna sit there singing the fat boy blues
Dear sir, when I dumped you the last time
I heard you call " hey fat boy sure is the last time"
Well sir, now I don't want you to worry
Cause I'll be home, but in no kind of hurry
Yeah, I'm tired of the job I gotta do
To make your living, just to get me through
Oh oho I'm gonna sit under that tree again
I'm gonna stay there till I get fat again
I'm gonna sit there singing the fat boy blues
Sitting under that old tree, learning 'bout biology
Rosa, Mary, Sue, Lorene, Martha, Karen, Jill and me
Oh oho I'm gonna sit under that tree again
I'm gonna stay there till I get fat again
I'm gonna sit there singing the fat boy blues
Singing the fat boy blues
Singing the fat boy blues