For no special reason at all,
And for every reason I can think of,
I know she is leaving
Oh, Mary Jones, what the hell's going on?
What if I try to change my ways?
Then, Oh Mary Jones, would it make you come home?
If I just try to change my ways
For no special things that I do,
And for everything that I don't,
I just know she's leaving
Oh, what if I give her some flowers?
Oh, what if I talk about children? Stop
Oh, don't wanna talk about children,
Oh, but I could try with those flowers