Tie a couple la**os around those tits
Pour syrup on her a** like she's chicken and grits
Make her wear a mask like Nikki Sixx
Bring a german shepherd on into the mix
Yeah!
Anything goes!
Anything goes!
Paint your f**ing co*k like a barber pole
Send a GoPro up your own bu*thole
Dress your b**h up like a butch marine
Give her 50 push ups while she rolls her bean
Yeah!
Anything goes!
I say anything goes!
Break out the whips
Candle wax
Chains and weed whackers
Baby don't hold back!
Anything goes!
Anything goes!
f** you from behind
f** you from below
f** you from up above
But anything goes with other b**hes too
So baby don't fall in love
Tattoo unicorns on your shaven balls
Bang a hot midget at Niagara Falls
Steal a Saturn 5 and f** an astronaut
Zero G an*l and weightless cumshots
Anything goes!
f**ing anything goes!
Break out the tanks
Hand grenades
Minus Charlie Sheen
Cuz I don't want AIDS
Anything goes!
Baby anything goes!
Honey anything goes!
f**, f**, f**, f**, f**ing monkey f**ers, say anything goes!