When I was only three
My mama said to me
"Don't go screwin' a skanky ho,
Or you're gonna get VD"
When I was seventeen
I boned a kooky b**h
A couple days later, my balls swelled up
And my crotch began to itch
But thats when I totally knew
What God wanted me to do, woah
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
f** all night, and party all day
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
I'm gonna f** all night and party all day
Check it out
Now I'm in a b**hin' band
And I'm banging every nun
I don't care if she's a trailer ho
But she's got me freakin' out
I get up in the afternoon
'Cause I ain't got a stupid job
I drink some beer and I watch cartoons
While the s*ut polishes my knob
Smoke and drink and screw
Thats what I was born to do, woah
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
f** all night and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
I'm gonna f** all night and party all day, let's go
Now God's looking down on me
Saying, "Hey man, way to be!"
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
f** all night and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
f** all night and party all day
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
f** all night and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
f** all night and party all day
f** f** f** yeah,
f** yeah!
...f** yeah, dude