Alright!
Yeah!
C-c-come on!
f** the Goo Goo Dolls, they can s** my balls
They look like the dogs that hang out at the mall
Eminem can s** it, so can Dr. Dre
They can s** each other just because they're gay
They can s** a dick, they can lick a s**
Everybody shout, "Heavy metal's back!"
d**h to all but metal
d**h to all but metal
d**h to all but metal
d**h to Papa Roach, Blink 182
All those f**ing pussies sounds like doggy-doo
Wearing baggy pants, spiking up their hair
They're not worth the crust on my underwear
Where is Def Leppard? Where is Mötley Crüe?
Why do all my lyrics sound like Dr. Seuss?
d**h to all but metal
d**h to all but metal
d**h to all but metal
k**s those f**ing f**heads who programme mtv
They can s** my a** with all the record companies
d**h to Britney Spears, k** the little s*ut
k** Madonna too and then f** her in the bu*t
f** Mariah Carey, d**h to Sheryl Crowe
They can kiss each other on the camel toe
50 Cent's a f*g, so is Kanye West
Shooting hot s**m on each others' chest
d**h to all but metal
d**h to all but metal
d**h to all but metal