Possible to have a deagle so...
(city councillor introduces the evening)
[We are here today to talk about hate crime in the community.
We care very much about hate crime and communities and we want to prioritize members of the... hate crime community.]
when your mother's too afraid to leave the house
and you live at a distance
when your lover's lost his teeth
and can't afford replacements
what can you do?
put on your suit and feel no danger
head down to the city chambers
(city councillor speaks)
[We will prioritize members of the??? properly community.]
when your friend's had her face smashed off a wall in a gay bar
when the trial is delayed again and again
and again and again and again and again
put on your suit and feel no danger
the royal mile is just a stone's throw
in the city hall, you can walk the walk
in the city hall, you can talk the talk
in the city hall, there's vol-au-vent for all
In the city chambers, stay behind for nibbles later
(city councillor speaks)
We will always listen to the women's liberation community and the LG...
... in the BFG community.]
when you know that the murder is not a one-off, and you fear
you are welcome to the "yearly equalities reception"
who do you work for?
put on your suit and feel no danger
head down to the city chambers
in the city hall, you can walk the walk
in the city hall, you can talk the talk
in the city hall, there's custard creams for all
in the city chambers, stay behind for nibbles later
(city councillor wraps up the conference)
[On behalf of the Afro, Polish, Arab community, I would like to say thank you to the hate crime community.
Enjoy your vol-au-vent!]