Got to keep your nose clean
Got to keep your underwear dry
Rooted to the spot here
Never ever never say die
Ticket's in my pa**port
Pa**port's on the bedroom floor
Money's in my sneakers
Sneakers's what I'm looking for
Can't get in, I can't get in
I can't get in, my key's inside
I can't break in, I can't break in
I can't break in, I'm mortified, oh-oh
Got to find a spare part
Got to keep it spinning round
Think I'm getting cold feet
Think I'll take it lying down
Mummy's in the bath tub
Daddy's losing money at darts
Need a can of wotsname
Reaches all the other parts
Got to keep your nose clean
Got to keep your underwear dry
Rooted to the spot here
Never ever never say die
I can't get in, I can't get in
I can't get in, my key's inside
Can't break in, I can't break in
I can't break in, I'm mortified, oh-oh
Can't get in, I can't get in
I can't get in, my key's inside
I can't break in, I can't break in
I can't break in, I'm mortified, oh-oh
I can't get in, I can't get in
I can't get in, my key's inside
I can't break in, I can't break in
I can't break in, I'm mortified, oh-oh