Oh Mother Marry, I f**ed your sister
Oh Father Joseph, I f**ed your brother
Dear Joe and Marry
Can't you see, I'm kidding
Sorry for those stupid
Jokes that you've been hearing
Sister that I've mentioned
Really has some beauty
Brother of our Joseph
Has a strength that suits him
I would say it do hurts
That I've never f**ed 'em
So I've just been telling
Things I've seen while dreaming
We had a good three-some
And they both enjoyed it
Please don't think I'm stupid
I'm just really worried
Oh Mother Marry, I f**ed your sister
Oh Father Joseph, I f**ed your brother