[Intro: Tomi Lahren (sampled)]
If you've been waiting for my final thoughts on Alton Sterling
Well, here you go
Here's what we know:
Police were called to a Baton Rouge convenience store on a man with a gun call
They approached Alton Sterling because he matched the description given by the caller
There was a conversation that led to some sort of altercation
We don't know why
A random person in a car pulled out his cell phone and recorded the incident
Just as officers pulled a Taser on Sterling
We hear one of them yell, “he's got a gun”
Then we hear the gunshots
That is what we know
Here's what we know about Sterling:
Sterling was a registered s** offender
He was previously arrested for aggravated battery
Criminal damage to property, unauthorized entry
Domestic abuse battery
In 2009, he was sentenced to five years in prison for marijuana possession
And for carrying a legal weapon with controlled dangerous substance
[Hook: StaRR Lyfe]
Shut up, b**h, shut up, b**h
Please shut up, b**h
Shut up, b**h, shut up, b**h
Tell Tomi Lahren we said
Shut up, b**h, shut up, b**h
Please shut up, b**h
Shut up, b**h, shut up, b**h
Tell Tomi Lahren we said
Shut up, b**h, shut up, b**h
Please shut up, b**h
Shut up, b**h, shut up, b**h
Tell Tomi Lahren we said
Shut up, b**h, shut up, b**h
Please shut up, b**h
Shut up, b**h, shut up, b**h
Tell Tomi Lahren shut the f** up
[Verse: StaRR Lyfe]
First off, f** a girl named Tomi
You a Klansman in a girl's body
Common sense, we can tell you ain't got it
And legal rights, you don't know nothing 'bout it
Always trying to talking down on the Blacks
Dodging all the evidence and the facts
When you out in public, better watch your back
You gon' run into the wrong b**h and get your a** slapped
Heard you were selling p**y in Dakota
Central High School, them boys bent you over
Steady running game on ya like a Trojan
Young a** getting crushed like an empty can of soda
Then the hoe went to college out in Vegas
f**ing all the little football players
After all the games, you were giving favors
Hit her with a touchdown dick, bye, see you later!
f** Tomi Lahren and her show, too
You a racist-a** b**h and a hoe, too
Everything you talk about has no truth
Close your mouth, we don't wanna see no tooth
Little b**h really think she is so cute
But you a clown-a** b**h and a joke, too
Don't let the KKK revoke you
b**h, that's dumb, like swimming in some snow boots
f** Tomi Lahren, little hating-a**, racist-a** b**h, you don't like us and I see why
'Cause you talk about Beyoncé when she did the Super Bowl and you almost got stung by the Beyhive
And any time the police k** one of us, you get kind of happy, that's a fact you can't deny
Well, f** you, and if you mention Obama one more time, b**h, I'm on your a** like Levi's
f** Tomi Lahren, yeah, I said that
I don't like racist people, don't forget that
She only drive white cars, you can bet that
But I'ma take it and then turn it to a jet black
I'm the wrong person you want to upset, Jack
I'm [?] like, b**h, I don't let back
Yeah, I got a foul mouth, I don't sweat that
Tomi Lahren, s** dick 'til your head crack
I'm like...
[Hook: StaRR Lyfe]
[Outro: Charlamagne Tha God, Angela Yee & DJ Envy (sampled)]
Donkey of the Day goes to Tomi Lahren
If you don't know who she is
She hosts the show called “Tomi” for TheBlaze
Number one, you can't say America keeps ripping off an historical Band-Aid
And we're not allowing America to heal because that's not true
These cuts are fresh, these are fresh wounds
Things are happening today, now, this moment
Right, yeah, you said historical, but these things are happening right here, right now
Like, Tomi, you sound completely clueless on what's going on in America today
Like, every other day, there's a new name being hashtagged on Twitter
Due to some type of police violence
Okay, Tomi acting like “hands up, don't shoot” is just a cute slogan
Somebody made to put on T-shirts
No, “hands up, don't shoot” was because Michael Brown had his hands up
When he was gunned down by Darren Wilson
Like, I just don't understand why speaking out against these kind of injustices
Is considered wrong in America
And Tomi, let's not say “Black Americans”
Because the word “Black” distracts white people, for some reason
Americans all across the country are being brutalized by some police officers
And for whatever reason, people refuse to acknowledge those injustices
Once again, it's not anti-police
It's anti-police brutality
Give Tomi Lahren the biggest hee haw, please
Did you quote Doughboy?