[Verse 1:]
[Creeper - Egoraptor:]
Strolling, down the street, the square street
A fair sheet of square sleet below my feet
Creeper's what they call me, but even I see, that all of this beauty can fill me with such glee.
Look at this tall tree, It's nature's majesty
Would it be so bad if someone blew the f** out of it!?
This sweet pig here, alone walking around, he has the perfect face for getting ripped from the inside f**ing out!
[Verse 2:]
[Player - Danny Sexbang:] Hey Mr. Creeper!
[Creeper:] What?!?!?
[Player:] There's no need for that kind of language
[Creeper:] f** you!
[Player:] The only F word is fun!
Life's even sweeter without explosions!
[Chorus:]
Minecraft is for everyone! Hurray!
Let's all be nice today, everyone's at play,
There's no need to blow them away!
[Those Two Guys - Danny Sexbang:] Oh, hi!
[Player:]
Let's go help those two guys build a house and...
[BOOM]
Nope, nope, see this is exactly what I'm talking about.
If you've gotta curse, just say the word fudge, and then no one will judge...
[BOOM]
Stop! No more exploding or cursing, no one else has to die! Okay?
[Creeper:] f** it, I'll try.
[Player:] Okay, we're off to a bad start, but that's fine
[Verse 3:]
[Creeper:]
I'm on a nice kick, I'll make some friends quick!
I don't have many because everyone's a huge diii-aaauugh
I have to admit, I just might lose it, having to give up my favorite things is funking bullshrimp!
Oh man, it's hard not to be mean
[Notch - Actually Notch:]
Hey guys, need any help writing lyrics?
[Creeper:]
No, you don't know anything about Minecraft music!
[Notch:] But- but I'm Notch!
[Creeper:]
More like NOTCH-yo song!
Oh shhhh- sugar snap peas I went there
[Player:]
Tee Hee! We're so happy and free!
Let's clear away the debris from all the ruined lives of your k**ing spree!
It's fun! To be nice to some one, and then they'll love you a ton!
[Creeper:]
You know what? Why don't you kneel down and kiss my creepy-
[Player:]
BUNS! You'll feel so much love and magic enraptured, hearts will be captured!
[Creeper:] Monkey Fighting Gla** Bowl Mother Scratcher!
[Player:]
We just learned a lesson, Creepers can make amends!
Guess what? You're my new Frie-
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