[Narrator - Dan:]
This week on the Atari Mystery Hour, the Pong Paddle Puzzle!
[Jackson - Dan:]
Chief! Looks like we've got a murder on our hands. One of the pong paddles is dead and the ball is missing!
[Chief - Arin:]
Alright then, Jackson. Round up the usual suspects.
[Narrator - Dan:]
One hour later...
[Chief - Arin:]
I know it was you, left paddle! What do you have to say for yourself?
Boop.
You son of a b**h!