[Hook: STAR_]
Yeyeyeyeye
I've got to buy these crates
I've got to buy these crates
These crates, these crates
I need more crates
These crates
I love
These crates
[Verse 1: STAR_]
WHAAAAAAT
New update, I need more crate
Log on steam, am I eighteen?
Personalize, choose cla**ic theme
And this hair is like drag queen
Don't stop there
So much sh** inside this square
Remember, "Don't say swears"
f** you, Jerma, I don't care! (OHH)
Can't stop here
Throw some cash
And the cache appear
Open this box
Got a stache up here
Crates cost more than keys this year
Got 3 different types
Gonna buy 'em here
These crates, these crates
These crates, I need more..
[Bridge: STAR_]
Crates, these crates (check)
These crates (check), These crates (check)
I need more crates (tell 'em, Spell it out for 'em! Whatchu need, whatchu need?!) (BAM!)
These crates
I love
These crates
[Verse 2: STAR_]
Conga Line and I'm on time
Whole lot of money, I'm spendin' mine
Got all this bread so I make it shine
This T.F. wealth I redefine
Australium Pan
On cloud nine
Hatless pyro's a bad sign
Ain't got keys, you're no friend of mine
So your trade request I must decline (deal with it!)
[Outro: STAR_]
Who am I kidding, I unboxed a bunch of crates
I didn't get anything
I just figured you're supposed to talk about cool things when you rap and I just
I don't have anything, a-No wait! There is one thing I did get! Let me show you
TF2 Conga Music
[Demo Man:]
Woooo!
[Ms. Pauling:]
What the hell is that?!
[Demo Man:]
I love the conga!!! Conga! (an uncountable amount of times)
Woo! What?