[Monk]
Do you, your Highness, take this male model to be your wedded sp-
[Isabella (spoken)]
I do
[Monk]
Do you, good sir, take your social superior to be your wedded sp-
[Galavant (spoken)]
Yes, I do
[Monk]
For richer, for poorer
In sickness and health
Through rampaging Vikings
And cannibal elves
Through hobbits, and bikers
And dolphins with lasers
And mutants, and lawyers
And-
[Sid (spoken)]
Oh my God! Just kiss the bride!
[Isabella (spoken)]
Not yeasty!
[Galavant (spoken)]
Not musty!
[Monk]
So there's the ever after
As promised all along
Who better now to wrap it up
And seal it with a song?
Except the monks
Hey, hey, we're the monks!
That's right, we're the genre bending, Twitter trending
Bringing you the happy ending monks!
[Gwynne]
And a new season bursts all over the land
[Chef]
With new hope
[Gwynne]
Despite the whole feudal system
[King & Queen of Valencia]
The true rulers rea**umed their command
[Jester]
The old tyrants?
Frankly, nobody missed 'em
[Gareth]
The winners, they took all
And all the losers, they got squat
(spoken)
Hey friend. I've decided to go and rescue Madalena from herself. Are you up for an adventure?
[Sid (spoken)]
Definitely! I was wondering when I was gonna break this armor in!
[Sid (singing)]
And those who had redeemed themselves all got a second shot
[Sid (spoken)]
I've got a line in the song! They fina-
[Isabella]
And two heroes got to hang up their swords
[Galavant]
To live life, enjoying simple rewards
[Monk]
And true evil disappeared
Within a cloud of minor chords-
[evil laughter]
(spoken)
[Madalena]
I'm here to see the DEL. The Dark Evil Lord
[Dark Lord's Assistant]
And he's been waiting for you
[Madalena]
What is this? Does it hold the dark powers of the universe?
[Dark Lord's Assistant]
Oh, sorry, no. I can see why you thought that. No, he just thinks you need to accessorize. He's also a fashion consultant
Now come in, and he will begin your training to make you the most powerful force in the seven realms
[Madalena]
Nothing will stop me now
[Monk]
(singing)
And now we're almost done
Our tale completely spun
As buffed and polished as a royal j**el
There's not much left to tell
And hey, that's just as well
Unless we get one more surprise renewal
Now
We'll probably have to go and get work
On some cheap-a** cable network
But
The door is not quite shut!
So if we make the cut
Here's what you'll see on Galavant