ALFRED:
The Lord above gave man an arm of iron
So he could do his job and never shirk.
The Lord gave man an arm of iron-but
With a little bit of luck,
With a little bit of luck,
Someone else'll do the blinkin' work!
HARRY/JAMIE:
With a little bit...with a little bit...
With a little bit of luck you'll never work!
ALFRED:
The Lord above made liquor for temptation,
To see if man could turn away from sin.
The Lord above made liquor for temptation-but
With a little bit of luck,
With a little bit of luck,
When temptation comes you'll give right in!
HARRY/JAMIE:
With a little bit...with a little bit...
With a little bit of luck you'll give right in.
ALFRED:
Oh, you can walk the straight and narrow;
But with a little bit of luck
You'll run amuck!
The gentle s** was made for man to marry,
To share his nest and see his food is cooked.
The gentle s** was made for man to marry-but
With a little bit of luck,
With a little bit of luck,
You can have it all and not get hooked.
HARRY/JAMIE:
With a little bit...with a little bit...
With a little bit of luck you won't get hooked.
With a little bit...with a little bit...
With a little bit of bloomin' luck!
ALFRED:
The Lord above made man to help his neighbor,
No matter where, on land, or sea, or foam.
The Lord above made man to help his neighbor-but
With a little bit of luck,
With a little bit of luck,
When he comes around you won't be home!
HARRY/JAMIE:
With a little bit...with a little bit...
With a little bit of luck, You won't be home.
ALFRED:
They're always throwin' goodness at you;
But with a little bit of luck
A man can duck!
Oh, it's a crime for man to go philandrin
And fill his wife's poor heart with grief and doubt.
Oh, it's a crime for man to go philanderin'-but
With a little bit of luck,
With a little bit of luck,
You can see the bloodhound don't find out!
HARRY/JAMIE:
With a little bit...with a little bit...
With a little bit of luck she won't find out!
With a little bit...with a little bit...
With a little bit of bloomin' luck!
He doesn't have a tuppence in his pocket.
The poorest bloke you'll ever hope to meet.
He doesn't have a tuppence in his pocket-but
With a little bit of luck, With a little bit of luck,
He'll be movin' up to easy street.
With a little bit...with a little bit...
With a little bit of luck, He's movin' up.
With a little bit...with a little bit...
With a little bit of bloomin luck!