[MAURISSA]
Here's a tale as old as time and tide
A simple girl, a wanderer
Who grew up starry-eyed
[STACY]
You see me for an instant
You see everything inside
[STEVE]
No matter what the movie tries to hide
[GROUPIES]
It's all about me
It's all about me
[MAURISSA]
It's groupie number one
[STACY]
Groupie number two
[STEVE]
It's groupie number three
[GROUPIES]
And if I had the screen time I deserved you'd see
[MAURISSA]
It's all about me
[NEWSCASTERS]
Here's a tale that can be told at last
Of desks that must be sat behind
And news that must be cast
[MARTI]
The moment is so fleeting
[DAVID]
But out talent is so vast
[NEWSCASTERS]
The so-called stars are hopelessly outcla**ed
[MARTI]
It's all about me
[DAVID]
It's all about me
With all the latest breaking headlines on this tragedy
[MARTI]
And if I had the screen time I deserve you'd see
[NEWSCASTERS]
It's all about me
[ROB]
They call me the moving guy
Because I move the audience to tears
[JED]
We're not just chorus boys
[BAD HORSE Chorus]
We've got a story arc and frothy beers
[STACY]
They'll never know how much I gave
The film is locked, the door is shut
[STEVE]
THey wouldn't give me final cut
But what you'd see
[ALL]
It's all about me
It's all about me
It doesn't matter where I'm listed on IMDb
[DAVID]
It's last, but in the meantime I think you'll agree
[DAVID AND MAURISSA]
Finally
[ALL]
It's all about
Not them
Not them
Not them…