[CONNOR]
Dear Evan Hansen
Life at rehab is all right
I like the yoga
And the sharing circles every night
But dude, these stories sometimes scare you half to d**h
So many people end up s**ing dick for meth
[JARED, laughing]
Heh, heh, heh
[CONNOR]
And one more thing, that's worth mentioning
That guy from our school
[JARED]
Jared Kleinman?
[CONNOR]
Yes, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman
I think we should start to make him part of this awesome friendship we have
[JARED & CONNOR]
A part of this awesome friend we have
This adorably heartwarming friendship we have
Hey, hey, hey
'cuz all that it takes is a little--
[EVAN, spoken]
No, obviously not