Who had the boys turning hand springs?
Crazy to love her, claimed she?
Who could so misunderstand things?
You're looking at me
Who was so sure of her conquest?
Sure as a human could be?
Who wound up losing the contest?
You're looking at me
You're looking at me
Where is that girl
Who was certain her charms couldn't fail?
And where is that girl
Who believed every word of this ridiculous tale?
Who was so childishly flattered?
Thought she'd swept him off his feet
Who woke to find her dreams shattered?
Might I repeat? Might I repeat?
For you needn't strain your eyes
To see what I want you to see
That's right, you're looking at me