If you want to hit the punchlines right
And know 'em dead night after night
There's one thing of which you can be sure
Nothing's as funny as failure
This joke has only begun:
The accidental comedian
You can fall on your face time and time again
That joke has been funny since I don't know when
And when you're down, just don't forget
No one has ever died laughing yet
This joke has only begun:
The accidental comedian
You can live as a flavor of the week
Being a jacka** joker on a good luck streak
But from the inside it looks different
When you know the truth is that you are
Only funny by accident
You know that it cannot be denied
There is a love that only the spotlight can provide
There are no rules left to follow
And there is no pride left to swallow
So get up there and do what you should
And don't get too smart for your own good
This joke has only begun
The accidental comedian