(difford/tilbrook) I had the rug pulled from under my feet But i didn't feel a thing I can't believe the luck i seem to have And the joy that good luck brings When i die i'll return as a housefly And land upon her wall So i can see who she'll end up with If it's anyone at all Did i say that How could anyone be so wicked and cruel I sat and listened to the radio A landscape of moving noise She was busy looking through the curtains Her nose in a distant void Then i thought i would come back as a spider
Because she hates them so much They get sprayed down the bathroom plughole Can i expect the same touch Maybe not then Because beneath it all we're wicked and cruel Shut up, listen to the radio I can't help feeling i've been stepped on She likes to kick like a mule Did i say that How could anyone be so wicked and cruel If i come back as her would i love me How could anyone be so wicked and cruel She likes to think i'm a fool Two fools in love How could anyone be so wicked and cruel