Hey kate
You and me should make a date
To have a little loving in the back row
Tell your mum you're gonna have a lot of fun
But don't tell daddy that's a no-no
Hope it won't offend
But maybe you could bring a friend
We could have more fun with three
If she's up for some
You could even bring your Mum
She's kinda cute and she's got a thing for me
All you ever think about is me, me, me
And I can't understand it
My ego's got so big lately
Swear that you could see it standing on another planet
I would've thought you'd have noticed
My ego's too big. Yeah I'm your host with the mostest
My ego's too big. Don't tell me you haven't noticed
My ego's too big. Hi, I'm your host with the mostest
Hey teach
Remember when you used to preach
You're gonna have to stop that if you wanna do well
Well, as a rule, I always had to act a fool
But look at me now, shows you never can tell
Now you're finally listening to me, me, me
And that's not how you planned it
My ego's got so big lately
Swear that you could see it standing on another planet
I would've thought you'd have noticed
My ego's too big. Yeah I'm your host with the mostest
My ego's too big. Don't tell me you haven't noticed
My ego's too big. Hi, I'm your host with the mostest
Maybe you think we're guilty of having rock-star attitudes
Maybe you're just jealous , 'cause you've seen our faces in the news
Maybe it's just that, you're out of practice
Hell yeah! Taking it for granted
I would've thought you'd have noticed
My ego's too big. Yeah I'm your host with the mostest
My ego's too big. Don't tell me you haven't noticed
My ego's too big. Hi, I'm your host with the mostest
I spend most of the year, living out a suitcase
The only sleep we're get, is when we're travelling to the next place
Hell yeah, I miss my family
But, I've got all my best friends right here around me
And it's worth it for that one hour
Get up on stage and feel that power
Me and you have got this understanding
Better clear the floor, my ego's coming in for landing
I would've thought you'd have noticed
My ego's too big. Yeah I'm your host with the mostest
My ego's too big. Don't tell me you haven't noticed
My ego's too big. Hi, I'm your host with the mostest
And my ego's too big
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
My ego's too big
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
My ego's too big
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
My ego's too big!