Employment law is very complex
When you employ a minefield of wrecks
They come in late, they come in when they're rough
They top themselves when the going gets tough
If only, hey, there was some way
To legislate and legally
Protect us from the downtime that's occurred
So if you could just keep a lid on your despair
And then sign here, you're ready to go
Contractually, you're bound by the company laws
So get to work, enjoy your day
I signed myself and never looked back
All those dark thoughts were gone in a flash
It stops you feeling ever so grand
It's not despair, it's the hope I can't stand
Now that's life, still horrifying
But - for me - contractually now fine
I have no mouth and I must scream
So if you could just keep a lid on your despair
And then sign here, you're ready to go
Contractually, you're bound by the company laws
So get to work, enjoy your day
I am in hell, but at least (for now) I'm still alive
And company stock continues to rise
The only thing truly mine has been taken away
So get to work, enjoy your day
Care about everything
Or care about nothing
But anything in between
Is pointless and insulting
We know you care and you show it by how much you cry
Until it impacts your leisure time
You can ignore the polished brutality
Reflected in your telephone screen
I have a voice but I cannot scream anymore
'Cause if I start then I'll never stop
My consciousness is not mine to own anymore
It's soldered to your TV set