[Intro]
Yeah
There's no way
There's no way we could pay taxes on all these exotic animals and houses and sh**
That's why we own the country
Altered G
[Verse 1]
Yo I dip the bald eagle meat all up in the Ranch dip
It's like I can't miss
Have s** with gold, checkered coat
Never broke, leopard coat
I been altered, G
You wanna reach me, you should call the suite
You should call it a beach, call it a yacht
Matter fact, you should probably call it a drop
I mean the drop-top helicop flyin' to the spot
Extravagant happenin's
Kardashians mowing my gra** again
Immaculate castles
Long money like the cash from the [raffles?]
I seen young Prince on that helipad
Smokin' outta smelly bag
I could smell the doubt
I met up with Slouch on a velvet couch
With some elegant gentlemen
Smokin' elephant skeletons
f** with the tight boxes, white tuxes, White Russians
I been divin' for plasma diamonds
You cats survivin', I'm giant
Ate a whole shark, ain't ate one since
Cheese bliss with young Prince
Yellow limo with dark tints
Lair full of caged pelicans
Frigidaire full of AIDS medicine, on some altered sh**
Titty size that is only in the Spanish alphabet
You know what I'm sayin', you don't know the half of it
I been looking for my next thrill
Chain so chunky I got it on a treadmill
It's oh so real
Suicide doors on the Popemobile
You never want a private jet
I just bought the company that owns Moët
Girls mo' wet
Us getting money 'round here, no sweat
It's Altered G, not Altered H
Preparation, we make no mistakes
Too fly to stop to hate
We got dinosaur milk in our Frosted Flakes
I don't got time for this
I don't got rhymes for this
So high that I'm up on Heaven
All my rhymes ghost-wrote by Jo...
[coughs] Got that manatee bone stuck in my throat there
All my rhymes ghost-wrote by John Lennon
Lennon