I'm in the place, y'all, trippin' on things
I just walked in, spillin' my drink
Played ball but I never scored a basket
You already know, you ain't gotta ask it (Swagless)
You know I'm (Swagless)
Ugly, clumsy, trust me
Sandusky wouldn't f** me
You know who's swagless
To get my sh** together, I would have to eat magnets (Swagless)
So if you're looking, call it off
I'm right here homie, swag holocaust
Eh, I'm fever than Justin Bieber
I tried to do the dougie, it was looking like a seizure
I'm accidentally celibate
I could sign and drive a boxy Honda SUV and not be in my element
I been irrelevant, I'm still delicate
But this year, I can bench 85 like Bill Belichick
Check it out
Drooling out my mouth, falling on a couch
I just dropped a coffee, sloppy, and I'm retarded
And I only wrote fourteen bars
I'm in the place, y'all, trippin' on things
I just walked in, spillin' my drink
Played ball but I never scored a basket
You already know, you ain't gotta ask it (Swagless)
You know I'm (Swagless)
I met this girl named Betty, she was all about it
We started dancing, shook her booty all around it
I felt so guilty, had to call my man and tell him
I hung up and lit a candle, put on Lady Antebellum
I walk up to the bar and order cran and Peach Street
Peach Street, burn, cruising, sleeping in the backseat
I'm so real that I freak if I see a spider
I won't walk into a dark room without a lighter
Give me the mic and I made it my two-thug sh** I chipped it
I'ma be out at a restaurant counting the bill but you know I won't pitch in
Glitchin', nonfiction books, my one addiction
Picturin' my nana on the couch knittin' me mittens
Broke and lazy, making babies
Collecting food stamps to save for a Mercedes
Man I'm swagless, but I smell good
Spray painting Hanukkah stars all over the neighborhood
I'm in the place, y'all, trippin' on things
I just walked in, spillin' my drink
Played ball but I never scored a basket
You already know, you ain't gotta ask it (Swagless)
You know I'm (Swagless)