1. Harry Kane
2. Odell Beckham Jr.
3. Gerod Holliman
4. Thomas Edward Patrick Brady, Jr.
5. The Astros were not totally incompetent
6. Semantics
7. The Red Sox have money
8. The AFC North
9. The Internet
10. FIFA 15 (And all other EA games)
11. Fantasy Sports
12. Football on a Thursday!
13. The Royals' 2014 season
14. Ajax
15. Steve Bartman
16. Anthony Davis
17. The Toronto Raptors
18. Nick "Swaggy P" Young