"Number sixty,
Isn't It Horrible"
Oh isn't it horrible?
I can't look
He fell on the ski-jump
He's not getting up
The car he was driving
Just blew a tire
Oh isn't it horrible?
He's all on fire
The race she was running
Was terribly tough
She collapsed with a hamstring
And they stretchered her off
And just when the speedboat
Was picking up speed
It smashed on a wave
And both drivers were dead
(Dead!)
Oh isn't it horrible? (Dead!)
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The hidden thought (Dead!)
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That d**h and injury (Dead!)
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Makes for popular sport (Dead!)