(Mighty mighty) Now I'm gonna tell you a little story 'bout a man I like He goes by the name of Mighty Mike Tyson is his name, boxing is his game Well, he's the greatest, goin straight to the Hall of Fame He don't float like a bu*terfly or sting like a bee But he's the hardest damn puncher you'll ever see He don't stick and move, he don't weave and bob But there ain't a heavyweight that can do his job He do damage to your body, do work on your head You wind up flat on your back like the canvas was your bed Well, you can dance around, or you can go toe to toe But if you fight Mighty Mike, he's gonna lay you low Mighty Mike (Mighty mighty) Well, he's the king of the ring, knows how to do that thing And he'll knock your bu*t out just like it ain't no thing He'll pop you, stop you, then he'll drop you You wanna know who's gonna win? Sure not you Well I'm takin bets, 10 and above I haven't lost a bet yet ever since I discovered Mighty Mike (Mighty mighty) Now my friends keep tellin me, my girl keeps jealin me She seen Mike fight and got excited, then fell on me Now I don't know what it is, but maybe you do
When Mike fights, it's just like voodoo No matter what you do, you'll always lose I'm not the preacher, but I've got some good news About Mike (Mighty mighty) Mighty Mike (Ladies and gentlemen The undefeated Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the world Iron Mike Tyson) He's very soft spoken, but the man hits hard Don't sleep on him and don't drop your guard Cause he'll pop you, stop you, then he'll drop you You wanna know who's gonna win? Sure not you Well, I'm takin bets 10 and above I haven't lost a bet yet ever since I discovered Mighty Mike (Mighty might) Go put your best dress on, girl, and look real pretty Tonight Mike's fightin at Atlantic City Got my white Tux on, chauffeur's outside A Caddy stretch limo's gonna be our ride When we get to the fight, well, we won't be beat As we watch Mike fight from the front row seats Now I can't look into the future, I can't tell how long The fight will go, but this I know, and I won't be wrong When the bell rings and the deal goes down Mighty Mike will still be wearin his champion's crown He's Mighty Mike