Lennon-McCartney I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come Corporation T-shirt stupid bloody Tuesday Man you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long I am the eggman We are the eggmen I am the walrus Mr. City policeman sitting pretty little policeman in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run I'm crying Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fishwife p**nographic priestess Boy you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
I am the eggman I am the eggman I am the walrus Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun If the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain I am the eggman We are the eggmen I am the walrus Expert texpert choking smokers Don't you think the joker laughs at you? See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied I'm crying Semolina pilchard; climbing up the Eiffel Tower. Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna, man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Alan Poe I am the eggman We are the eggmen I am the walrus