Well, I've never had the chance to shake a money maker
It's all Greek to me
I never seem to do the right thing
So it might bring me the mustard seed
I've even tried to change my looks
I bought all the books
But it's always the same in the end
Those women just chew me up
Then they spit me out
Then they chew me up again
But I've found an angel
She's got the cure
All that I've been praying for
I've got a pleasure appointment
Cashing in the chips and I'm going to
A pleasure appointment with you
Now I usually put some gin
Where my hope had been
But this time ain't the same
Because we both got the infection
And the ancient connection
Is running through our veins
Ain't nothing like that kindred feeling
That's so appealing
When you're all alone
I'm never gonna take those steps
'Cause she's my Juliet
She's all my own
I got an angel
And she's got the cure
All that I've been praying for
I got a pleasure appointment
I'm cashing in the chips
And I'm going to
A pleasure appointment with you
Now it's just about her time to surface
And serve my purpose
I hate the in between
It's so good to just be sitting here
In the whack job chair
Reading whack job magazine
I'll just keep coming up with problems
And if she thinks that she can solve them
I'll just come up with some more
As long as they can keep me here
In the whack job chair
With the one that I adore
I've found an angel
And she's got the cure
All that I've been praying for
I've got a pleasure appointment
Cashing in the chips
And I'm going to
A pleasure appointment with you