{Intro}
Who? (Who?)
Who? (Who?)
Who? (Who?)
Who? (Who?)
Who, am I?
{Verse}
Who am I?
I just can't remember
Who am I?
(Imitates Pearl) I just can't recall
(Imitates handsome man) Who am I to sing this somber song?
When you've got six heads
There's something wrong
SpongeBob: Who am I?
All: Please tell me
SpongeBob: Who am I?
All: Do you know me?
(Imitating Clementine) My name could be Clementine or
(Imitating Freddie) It could be Freddie
I just can't recognize myself
I don't know if I'm ready
All: (I'm ready!)
Who am I?
I have a right, to know
Who am I?
Am I friend, (Imitatеs Plankton) or foe?
I have so many featurеs
It makes it hard to tell
I don't know what my first name is
But my faces ring a bell
{Chorus}
(Imitates Squidward) Who am I?
(Imitates Mr. Krabs) Who am I?
(Imitates Patrick) Who am I?
(Imitates Plankton) Who am I?
Who am I?
Phone rings
{Outro}
SpongeBob: Hello?
Caller: Hello, to whom am I speaking?
SpongeBob: I don't... know!