(Talking)
When I ripped my pants
I thought that I had everybody on my side
'till I went and blew it
All sky high
And now she won't even spare a pa**ing glance
All just because I [rip] ripped my pants
(Whole band singing)
When big Larry came 'round just to put him down
Spongebob turned into a clown
And no girl ever wants to dance
With a fool who went and [rip] ripped his pants
(Spongebob singing)
I know I shouldn't mope around
I shouldn't curse
But the pain feels so much worse
Cause windin up with no one is a lot less fun
Then a burn from the sun
Or sand in your buns....
Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget
So listen and you won't regret
Be true to yourself
Don't miss your chance
And you won't end up like the fool...who...ripped...his..PAAANTS
[riiip]
(talking)
(Sandy: Spongebob! That song really is true! If y'all wanted to be my friend
All ya had to do was to be yourself)
(Larry: Spongebob that was so righteous would you.. Sign My pants?)
(Spongebob: Ya sure buddy! {rip)
(whistle)