Twinkle,twinkle, Patrick Star
I made myself a sandwich
My mommy named it Fred
It tastes like beans and bacon
And smells like it's been dead
Writing stuff is hard, so I use a pointy pencil
A pointy, pointy, pointy
Pointy, pointy point
Ew, what's that horrible smell?
(Drum solo!)
I have a head that ends in a point
A pointy, pointy, pointy
Pointy, pointy point
This song is over, except for this line
You win this round, broccoli!