Hey there, would you like to ride
On the best event since suicide?
Hey people, come and board the train
Come anesthetize your frazzled brain Hey you, Mr. fancy pants
Don't play it safe, come take a chance
Hey, Mrs. I don't really care
Come along with us, there's room to spare Come fill your heart with gladness
We've got no sense, no sadness
Here in the mouth of madness Hey Mr., don't you walk away
Why save yourself for a rainy day?
If you miss it, you will fall behind
Don't think too much, just lose your mind You'll be a gypsy man
You'll have no sense, no sadness
Here in the mouth of madness You've got no self control
Come be the first to shout it, now
We're gonna make you whole Hey there, would you like to ride
On the best event since suicide?
Hey people, come and board the train
Come anesthetize your frazzled brain Hey, this is your last chance
To lose control and live the dance
Hey people, we're about to go
Don't fill the crowd, be in the show You've got no self control
Now, you don't feel sadness
You're in the mouth of madness You be a gypsy man
You've got no sense, no sadness
You're in the mouth of madness