Tough sh** was born in Tennessee*
He was deaf and dumb, he measured 4 foot 3
He had one arm one leg no teeth and one plum
He married a girl in 62 she was a 60 year old leper called Mary Lou
But she died of cancer on her anniversary
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They call him toughsh**, toughsh** Wilson
Toughsh**, thoughsh** was his name
Toughsh** was left with a baby son who died on leukemia at the age of one
And toughsh** was left with his guide doggy called roach
Till one day crossing with his dog on a wee doach
But roach didn't see the coach approach
And the wheels rolled gently over toughsh**s head
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They call him toughsh**, toughsh** Wilson
And toughsh** was his name
They call him toughsh**
And toughsh** was his claim to fame
At tough sh**s funeral, no one came
The vicar was late and it poured with rain
They dropped the coffin down a flight of stairs
But let us not forget toughsh**s pain
And perhaps he never died in vein but when it comes to that
Who f**ing cares, not me I don't
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Toughsh**, toughsh** Wilson
Toughsh** was his name
They call him toughsh**, toughsh** Wilson
And toguhsh** was his claim to fame