May I look into your eyes sir
I see your just like a real one
May I look into your head sir
I see you wish you were dead sir
Dead and certain of what you know
May I look above the clouds sir
Clouds sir, or is that just for the birds
May I play with your words sir
Words sir, we're surprised you're not amazed
Oh spent all day lying on my back
Oh laa it's a real little thriller
Here at Malmsbury Villa
Oh spent all night standing on my head
It's a real little k**er here at Malmsbury Villa
May I fall into the sea sir?
See sir, see the circus is here sir
May I make up my face sir?
Just like a clown, surprised I look just like a girl
Now I see what you mean sir
You're mean sir, so mean sir, so meanwhile
Spent all day lying on my back
It's a real little thriller here at Malmsbury Villa
Spent all night standing on my head
It's a real little k**er here at Malmsbury Villa