Wysocki college for the totally dumb
Take one of our courses, and your brain will be numb
Dee Jay:
Yes, friends, at Wysocki college for the toally dumb we have openings
Right now in our spring-semester.
You'll have a chance to excell in great courses like "Basket-weaving",
"Advanced shoe-tying" or try "Beginning lipreading"!
Sign up today for a course that interests you!
Wysocki college for the totally dumb! You'll never even know you've been there
Wysocki college
For the totally dumb