[Verse 1: Flade]
Well, if you guessin' we back, you get an A Plus
I'm gonna remake this song, because
Don't tell my mommy, but I'm 'bout to cuss
Seth's a f*g, Seth's a drag, Seth's in a mag-
Azine
The rest of this rap will be clean
This beat sounds like toots, stay off the beans
We gon' go to the opposing force, Sean Corp
What's my name? Flad Flood Fleed Florp
NO it's Flade
It's FLAME, mixed with blade
It ain't okay
I promise I won't rhyme gay
Hey
Brandon
Ponies are gay, Eminem is gay, and so is the homestuck Fandom
[Verse 2: Colourtheory]
Yo, Colour's back, all Indians should hide
Imma shoot Seth and put him in the trunk of my ride
I f**in' love him, but I hate him
I'm Colourtheory, I don't believe in Satan
The community throws aside what good they get
I'm talkin' bout Seth, he gon' fret
There's a reason pooh backwards is spelled hoop
Slam dunk, man, hold on I need to poop, Sayth!
And this gon' be all I do
Maybe I'll come back next time, who knows?
Let's finish this verse, let's close
[Verse 3: Flade]
Well, ain't no question yes it's Fladeiscool yes definitely
Up by my computer, I got all my necessities
If you want that real sh**, you're in the wrong place
Pokemonisgay will blow off your face
If you think 9/11 was fake
I'll f**in' kick you in the face
I'm stayin' up all night to write this
This song, it's a sequel, you can't miss
I showed SPIM to some f*g at my school
"Man this sh** isn't bad, man it's cool"
Is his opinion and I'm like
Man is this n***a serious?
But I'm white so I can't use that word
Sorry blacks, I'm kind of a turd
The Maze Runner is good, I'm an epic nerd
I'm edgy, like a wedgie, just like Sethi!