You're not smiling
What did I do?
Did I forget your birthday?
And our anniversary too
Did the condom break
Is your heart starting to break?
If I am about to be a dad
Why are you so very sad?
Everything isn't about you
So who cares if you are blue
It isn't such a bad life
Look on the bright side
You are my wife
Why is your answer always
Why don't you say I love you
When you know my answer is gonna be
Because I didn't think you'd say it back
Marrying you I guess was just my luck
But after 16 years of marriage
I just don't give a f**
I walk in and see my house
All these guys
You say their family
Why do you tell me so many lies
The big one looked at me and smirked
I grabbed a machete
When I got through with him
He looked like confetti
I k**ed nthe guys and that b**h
When I got through
I had one tiny twitch