(Verse 1)
D-Day is d**h day
It's in my personalized dictionary
This isn't a ma**acre
There's only a one who's gonna die
Consider him on his d**hbed
To some people he really is dead
But trust me, I'll finish him off
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It's almost like the guy's stealing my girl
Even if he's the size of a squirrel
"Size doesn't matter"
Oh the sh** we put up with
"How do you like my dress"
Lucky doesn't give a f**
But he's a great pretender
Makes me wanna hurl
But I know he can't k** Daryl
Cause he'll slit his throat!
Thanks for gettin him out of the way
Out of the way!
(Verse 2)
Now she's all mine again
I know I'm as bad as Lucky
Just like him
Cause I don't give a f**
About him or the needs
But Lucky's gone
Lucky's in pieces
All thanks to my bud
Hey Lucky, now you can't knock on wood!
(The luck's all out baby)
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(Bridge)
His hats in shreds
And I'm happy as a leprachaun
Not the size of a squirrel
Cause I feel 10 feet tall
"Size don't matter"
The sh** we put up with.....
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