Clink, clink, another drink
Plenty in the cellar when it's gone
Drink, drink, the gla**es clink
Making tinkly music till the dawn is breaking
Clang, clang, who cares a dang?
What's the difference when you're on a spree?
Over the teeth, behind the gums
Look out stomach here she comes
Hi, have another drink on me
Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, gurgle
Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, gurgle
Trinkle, trinkle, trinkle, trinkle
Slice of cheese and bite of pickle
Doesn't even cost a nickel
Now to wash it down
Clink, clink, no more to drink
I had a cellar full but now its gone
Drink, drink, the gla**es clink
Like the anvil chorus and my head is splitting
Uh, brinking, uh, busting, oh brother
Oh, ow, what'll I do now
Pink elephants are running after me
Oh, that stuff is smooth as silk
From now on I'll stick to milk
Nothing else to drink for me