I went down to the Circle K
I saw Kieran all the way
Got myself a sausage roll
Cost too much and it was cold
Oh my god, I want to cut you open
Oh god, I am not joking
I went down to the Circle K
Went home again that day
Want to throw you off a bridge
Want to kick you in a ditch
Goin' down to the Circle K
You gotta [unverified] to give him some air
This'll be the end of the song
Thank y'all for coming along
Next time we'll meet at the Circle K
And [unverified] yeah
Ooh, I went down to the Circle K