I went to the bank to get me a loan.
I went to the store to buy me a phone.
I paid all my bills and went to my job.
But when I got home, found out I'd been robbed.
And now I'm so damn broke, in over my head.
I got a new car, but it doesn't run.
I got a new girl, but she ain't much fun.
I got a new place, but it leaks when it rains.
And all of my hopes go right down the drain.
And now I'm so damn broke, in over my head.
Chorus:
Well, money's just like a woman
She splits when the going gets rough
And now I'm almost bankrupt
And my life is just too goddamn tough.
I got a new friend, he don't have a dime.
We stay in at night, and drink all the wine.
The landlord comes in and says, "Where is my rent?"
Well, it was just here, but now it's all spent.
And now I'm so damn broke, in over my head.
Chorus
I got in a pool, and look what I got.
One leg went in, and one leg did not.
I was in shock and I was in pain.
And I know I'll never do it again.
And now I'm so damn broke, in over my head.