CHORUS: They feelin' jello legged, getting weed with yellow stem
I see em hatin' tryna face this face the hatred and say hello instead
They'd rather stay in bed, transform into a mellow head
Fame in the game takes patience but I'm goin' bacon bring the steak and eggs. (x2)
So it seems I slipped down a slope to nothing, Just another Dragon in town starting his puffin
So I'm a puppet? Never amount to the summit, unless I cause a ruckus, or kickin' tuckus and constructin'
The illest lyrics they ever heard, not just any other verse
Absurd words, from the world of a nerd with a curse
Twhirlin' purged, adverse verbs on a surge to stop
Any sh**talk, puttin' their mouthes in reverse
So I hope that it hurts knowin' you're nothin' as parents
Causing more damage to tu amor with your ill mannered grammar
Apparently its popular for poor teens to buy pampers
Getting hammered, C'mon america, where is Nick Cannon?
The talent is gone, now all of our habits are wrong
Snortin' condoms for challenges, tokin four gallon bongs
I hear the malice in songs, see the balance has fall'n
At work all day dad yawns as it drawls, actin it off, sittin back pawning along
Instead of watching his spawn, he's up all night long
From dusk til dawn, daddy pukes on the lawn, as junior pukes for amusement, it's cute to see what losers we are
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Slowly gettin' closer to the top of the totem
As we grow older, holdin' the whole worlds weight upon our shoulders
Smokin' tokin' voters smelling of sinsemilla odor
Turning toward a world order of Lindsey Lohan portraited posers
Everyone dreams but it seems they get caught in the horror
My uncle s'posed to be a lawyer til he bought his first quarter
On the corner there's daddy's daughter waiting for four men to pork her
Formerly sober, Sosa made us snort away our torture
Ordered to get turnt up, burn up, and go nuts, Some stay sterner while others caught in the spur of
The moment, they own it, this is the sh** that they yearn for
In this position, influenced by the berserk purp cup
The three strong ladies, Lucy Molly and Mary, All met in one house party carried in drearily
In theory I wasn't scared til my friend was lazily starring, seriously there's something scary in that house on the prairie
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