Make your stash, be careful when you do
They've got dogs, I hear they're trained to smell right through
Plastic bags and things you think will do
They've got dogs and they've got men in blue
Dogs and men are there to make it tough on you
Stashing makes it tough on them, not you
Everyone is so hard at work
Making it tough on each other to win
I think I know who'll win in the end, my friend
Make your stash, be careful when you do
They've got dogs, I hear they're trained to smell right through
Plastic bags and things you think will do
They've got dogs and they've got men in blue
Dogs and men are there to make it tough on you
Stashing makes it tough on them, not you