[Intro]
Aw sh** look at all this hair
I look like John Stamos, Shawn Michaels, Eric Estrada
Muthaf**in Yanni and uh...
But fo'real my name is Speak, Speaky F Baby aka Speaky Maidana
And I'm a Westside, Artgoon, Craiglist k**er
[Verse 1]
Coulda been a doctor shoulda been a lawyer
Turned into a scum f** neighborhood voyeur
Creeping on your wifey while she dressing in the window
She a little nympho stay at home bimbo
Bucket list, yo, I'm tryna f** miss info
She need a mighty good man like En Vogue
Posted on your flickr, ain't nobody sicker
Than a Polaroid Playboy kicking it with strippers
House shoe slippers, and a Japanese robe
Money stashed in the oven, top ramen on the stove
Packet full of flavor, I'm waving at my neighbors
But I never felt safe around them cool vanilla wafers
Never trust them white folks in them wayfarers
My friends steal gucci, we don't wear the same pair
Why stress them if they giving you the gray hair
f** them full of funnel cake dump them at the state fair
Yea b**h, you know I got a sweet tooth
Twisted metal game sharp show 'em that I sheet proof
Need proof well I'm the best living fizzy, lift your drink swig
And then we chop them all to ribbons, right
Good riddance, now let me see that kitten
That tight little p**y that'll fit him like a mitten
I get it while the gettings good
Test me b**h I wish you would
You don't know what the f** i've been through, wanna make a mill let me write you a hit
Go sing it for the world, them think you the sh**
Rap game so simple when you pleasing the pimps
But when they say my name they plead the fifth
Right, they try to keep him in the dark like Max B
They try to f** me in the a** like, Raz B
They didn't know I was great like Gatsby
American rap icon, Hi that's me
Where's Chris Clancy hiding in my pantry
Watching me bone Tia and Tamera Landry
Sister Sister give them nipple twisters
Two twins, four tits, fingers full of blisters
Not bad for an out of work hipster
Who got a brain like a cement mixer
And I'm sipping on elixir
What up Ayla I see you with the kickster
Two shots now your radio dead
I'm like f** s** we getting radio head, brah
[Outro]
Westside, Artgoon, Craiglist k**er k**er
Hi Matthew, Hi Sydney, Hi Christian
Hi Ayla, Hi Denson, Ha, What up Phil
Make sure to go download Inside Out Boy it's tight as f**
Pizzawave sh** for the 99 and the 2012
Oh, and f** Anthony Fantano
You ain't safe in Korea town brodie
Third and Vermont I stay there you are not welcome in Korea town
Believe that, look at that f**ing hair swinging
Look at that sh** I look like motherf**ing Mufasa
Oooh, Mufasa